Welcome to Mat Growcott.co.uk, a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Find here an archive, if you will, of 3 or 4 years of my life. While other 14 year olds were busy getting pregnant, I was working hard towards building up a collection of work that I’m proud of to this day.

You’ll find such classics as Baby Killers, PopeMan and Bored of the Rings as well as brand new additional commentary, thoughts, asides and, if the gods smile upon us, brand new content.

Add this to the music, poetry, musings and stories I’ll be bringing to you over the next few months and you’d be mad not to check back.

(Original 2007-odd press release thing)

In the bible there is a mystic spoken of with 7 eyes, 3 legs and a missing testicle.

This has nothing to do with Mat Growcott who is a writer, actor, musician, poet and smart arse.